youngedit
To "young" is to fail, or fuck something up spectacularly.
Examples include:
Playing frizbee golf, a friend stands up to a tiny lake and releases a pathetic throw (which he thinks is amazing), splash 💦 - "Oh no, he's totally youngedit".
FTSE Drops 2000 points in a day - "Oh no, the FTSEs just youngedit".
Owen Farrell runs out of time to kick a penalty - "Oh no, Farrell's just youngedit".
The young fathers